Since we are not destined to be together
We must accept our fate
You taught me never to submit to traditional values
Be bold and courageous
As I always say, it's better to be a woman
Getting married? Only fools will do it
Remember, it's a blessing to meet the love of your life
You must treasure him at all costs
Never give up no matter what happens
Everything can be dealt with as long as you love him
Adulterers!
Go to hell!
Why are you beating me?
Why are you beating him? Are you alright?
Didn't I beat you enough at the TV station?
Was that really you who beat him?
I should have beaten him more, creep!
Stop it!
Did you spill the red paint too?
Hey, I am here to catch your adultery act
Why are you interrogating me?
Not only did you steal my idea you even steal my wife
You are a creep who looks like a gentleman
What are you talking about?
You are shameless!
Rotten creep!
I was too reckless and I yelled too loud
However, you can't blame me you are partly responsible
How is that?
If you don't leave home to work you wouldn't know that creep
If you don't know that creep you wouldn't go to Cheung Chau
And I wouldn't receive that letter!
Where is that love letter?
I was so mad, I threw it away
Fine, why did Henry have a tummy ache on Yat Sing Night?
Alright, everything is my fault
I planned his tummy ache, and I planned to cover for him
I planned to be the MC and I planned to become famous
You have completely transformed!
In the end, you don't trust me
Why have you changed so much?
I have not changed at all, I am upright
I take revenge on whoever wrongs me
And repay those who treats me kindly
I'll give you a chance to apologize to Henry
I will never apologize to the creep
You are beyond any help
You are the one who has changed
You become arrogant after going to work
Alright, you are the queen
I'm a convict waiting for your pardon, right
I won't talk to you until you apologize
What kind of an attitude is that?
And, you have to sleep outside. Reflect!
I shouldn't be bad to my stomach
I wonder how to pronounce this word
How to pronounce this word?
She has left without me? This is too much
You have caught a serious cold Didn't your wife tug you in last night?
I have bought a new air-conditioner and I'd like to see how cool it gets
It is quite cool indeed
Jenny looks fine though
She covered herself with a thick quilt
Are you a workaholic?
You go to work so early
I am always hardworking, I shall work now
Whether for business or pleasure
You must be honest and upright
I never do personal business at the office
Jenny, remember to take this to Japan
Who is going to Japan?
Thank you, I shall prepare my trip
Be careful I will
Wai-chun argued with you for that creep?
She trusts him more than her husband?
Is she dumb or what?
That But Ha-kau has ruined many
Right, that man is obviously a creep
I want to beat him up again
Don't do that, you'd be doomed
Does he have his eyes on Wai-chun?
Do you think so, too?
Too bad I have to keep this job
If I can resign, I could trick him as much as I want
Why do woman listen to him?
My wife listens to him and turns me into a mere figurehead
Woman are naive, also known as stupid!
Take my wife as an example, she is stupider than a pig! Stupid pig!
Or they think they are clever
My wife sees herself as a big star
and yells at me all the time now
My wife is the same, I've asked her not to hang outwith those old folks
Yet she ignores my advice
Wai-chun ignores me totally!
This isn't the right way to go
We need a revolution! Revolution!
That's right, we must fight back
How'?
I'll tell you when I think of something
Diamond Ko
Sister Hing, bringing soup for me again?
Yeah, I've made more than enough
You're so kind to me, thank you
You're welcome
Waiter, over here
Excuse me, coming!
Mister, how may I help you?
I have complaints, your restaurant sucks
The color of Swiss chicken wings isn't dark enough, and the wings taste bland
I'm very sorry, I won't charge you for that
And the fried noodles with beef is way too dry
I am sorry...
You cough so hard. Do you have tuberculosis?
Okay, that's enough, you order so little yet you have so many complaints
If the chicken wings did not taste right
Why did you finish them all?
If the fried noodles was dry and bland
Why did you empty the whole plate?
You...
If you're such a culinary giant
Don't come here then, are you trying to rip us by not paying?
What kind of an attitude is that? You'll close down very soon!
You cheap and rotten man!
Never mind him, he has a point
We have so few customers in here
We'll close down sooner or later
What I cursed him have all been realised
I cursed him to jump into the sea his girlfriend would break up with him
He'd be struck with many illnesses and a failed business
Every curse has been realised
It's all my fault, it's my...
Have some soup to sooth the lungs
Thank you, Sister Hing
I never realise that you're so kind
I am not kind, you are the kind one
You are generous as well, I used to scold you harshly
What a bad person I am!
You were right, I am an old guy
I should not woo a young girl
What a pathetic and for me
It's their loss for the young girls not to appreciate you
Really?
Yes, you are a hardworking gentleman you'll eventually find someone who loves you
I know someone who has stuck by me through hot and cold times
Do you have a new target in mind?
I wonder how she thinks of me
I know that the Lovers' Rock blesses people, shall we go and make a blessing?
Are you willing to go there with me?
Me?
I'm in a hurry let's finish it quickly and go
Let us make a blessing together
Us? What does it have to do with me?
Look around, nobody prays alone
Right, I should do this
Alright, let's do it quickly
Lovers' Rock, we humbly pray before you
Please bless Diamond Ko with a lover
Lovers' Rock, we humbly pray before you
Please make Sister Hing and I into a pair of lovers
Oh my, what did you say?
Please accept my love for you, Sister Hing
Get up, this is embarrassing
Sister Hing, you look cold on the outside
But I know you have a fiery passion
And I have been deeply attracted to you
And I am deeply maddened by you!
Don't fool yourself, I know you love me
When did I say that?
You praised me for my hardworking nature
Cows in New Territories are hardworking too, do I love the cows?
And you said I am honest
Honest men are bound to be poor
And I am a gentleman, you said
A gentleman is just a gentle man to me
Why are you praying to Lovers' Rock with me?
What I cursed you have all been realised
I feel guilty, therefore I act nice to you
Don't think it otherwise
Sister... I... we...
Stop, there will never be a "we"
I have vowed to be celibate don't ruin my reputation
Oh my, oh my!
Sister Hing
Stop and don't follow me
Oh my, oh my...
This is half raw, this is half ripe this one is good in two days
Does it have to take so long?
The doctor said you have indigestion you should eat healthy fruits
I will have this one, except this and that
Alright
He runs so fast!
He has robbed you, chase him
Are you looking for your wallet or are you enjoying the view?
For the wallet, but it doesn't harm to enjoy it since we're here
Come on, look for it
Who are you? Is this seat taken?
What's wrong with you? And drinking someone else's wine!
He's over there!
Move, we don't share tables here
Hey, you're blocking the view
I'm sorry
What is it? They're fighting!
This is fun, come on, beat him
He's throwing away money!
Stop chasing, your money is here
Leave! You're disturbing us
Why don't we go in for a show'?
You have your money, we should go
No, let's... Come on
Chiu!
It's my wife
Why are you going to such place? Do you want to die young?
No, I didn't really "go"
I went in but it's not what you think
Yan is fighting with his wife
Causing him indigestion, so we went to buy some fruits
To cut a long story short
Somebody robbed Chiu's wallet
We went in the chase the robber
Right, I was robbed
Then what are you holding in your hands? A pineapple, or a durian?
The robber returned it to me, ask Yan
What about the lipstick mark on your face? Is that cancer or eczema?
I don't have any The other side!
No... l do
You wicked man!
You're mistaken, honey
You're dead, come home with me
I'm wronged! Honey
Listen to my explanation, please
Move away!
Doctor, my leg doesn't feel anything
Doesn't feel anything? Don't scare me
Doctor, how is he?
Mr Mo Yung was hit by a car
He had a brain concussion which damaged the nerves
This resulted in numbness in the lags
One of them might be temporarily numbed
And disabled for life, he won't be able to move for a long time
In unfortunate cases he might be limp "there"
That'd be very unfortunate
I meant the lower part of his body
Please speak clearly, Doctor
Will I become limp?
You can't be, Doctor, please help him
He needs to be hospitalized and monitored
We will try our best, don't worry
Thank you, Doctor
Let me cancel my Japan trip and keep you company
Business is more important, Yan will accompany me, you must go
You have to, you must!
You're too much! You keep your eyes on other girls even when you're injured
You're in for a lesson
No, the doctor forgot to mention that my eyes have problem focusing
So they're rolling a lot
Don't worry, I have a cure for you
I will change all the nurses, let's see if your eyes will keep rolling or not
I'll say this even if you're the Director
Chiu is injured because of you yet you show no regret
And you become jealous over nothing
No, he deserves this punishment
He won't and up like this if you didn't go to a topless bar
Do you believe that I went to that place to watch a show'?
You dare not to go alone, you might with your brother's support
So you don't trust me, do you?
I won't forgive you if you don't apologize
You know what I'm talking about
Stop talking to him, let's go to Japan for business as well as some fun
Honey!
What kind of woman is that? How irrational
You should know that by now
The contract is fine, but I'd like to add a few clauses
You'd provide the costume Of course
We need bodyguards No problem
A 10-minute break is needed for every 30-minute performance
It's reasonable, after all, Ping is famous
These clauses are reasonable
That's quick, let's sign the contract
Hold on, I must stress one thing
Once signed, you cannot break the contract
Or you have to repay us threefold
Husband...
Let's think more about it at home
Look how they dress, they don't look like people working for a large corporation
This is called fashion
People in the entertainment business dress like that
I need to make a few similar suits
My gut feeling tells me something's wrong
But I think it's fine, which one of us know the world better, me or you?
Why don't we ask cousin-in-law?
She knows the market well, maybe...
Who is your husband? Don't you listen to me anymore?
It is a good deal, if Sheung knows about it
She might rob you of your share, stupid
Are you ready to sign this? Do you need more time to consider it?
We don't, we will sign it now
Sign it, let's work well together
I'll notify you once the venue is confirmed
No problem
We shall leave first
Go home first, I'm going to visit Chiu
Chiu, how are you?
You're seriously hurt
Your wife was trying to murder you
Let's have a moment of silence
Have another for me
Why do you look so sad?
Shouldn't you be going away? Why are you standing here?
That's a long story
Are you ready? What's with you?
We're going to perform in Singapore Malaysia and Thailand together
I am going to perform there it has nothing to do with you
You're going alone?
A useful man can give a helping hand
A useless one will only bring trouble
Are you referring to me?
You see, she isn't respacting me at all
Cousin, I share your pain
My wife is trying to revolt too
We were signing a contract just now
She talked back and refused to listen
I am not any better than the two of you
Wai-chun has changed completely
Since she works as my boss she has lost all her feminine charm
Ignoring me even when I had a serious cold
When she needs to go to Japan on business
She didn't even inform me
However, he is the worst among us
I cannot take this insult
I might explode if I bear with it any longer
What can you do?
No, let's release our anger
Be a master once and for all
Cousin, you are saying...
However, we can do nothing in light of Chiu's injury
You're wrong, I have been waiting for this
Look, my leg is in fact... fine!
It hurts, Doctor You're fine
Look closely, Doctor
I said you're fine... definitely not!
You were hit by a car
Causing brain concussion and nerve injury
Which result in numbness in the lags
Temporarily numbed and disabled for life
You can't move for a long time
Right, I can't move for a long time
You rat, you have even fooled us!
This is a golden opportunity the woman are not in town
While Chiu is fine, we can do what we want
Yan will lead us to have fun
Alright
"League of Male Fun" is officially established
Let's drink and celebrate Cheers!
The four of us are now one inspirit
Whoever betrays the others would die an ugly death, his body would be detached
If a single word leaks out about our league
We would die together
That's too much, take back the last line
Men are daring, we fear not death
Fear not death!
That's right
Why don't you ask Ma Fu to join us?
I opted not to ask him, he's dull,
has a lot of his reasons and doesn't keep his mouth shut
He might tell his wife about this
Alright, enough said
Leader, where are you taking us?
We must have a good start
Where is the one place a man must go once in his lifetime?
Nightclub! That's right
Shit! What is it?
My wife is performing alone for the first time tomorrow
She is afraid of everything she'd surely drag me along
How can I join you?
That's sad You've mined it
Although I cannot join this time
Next time, do count me in
Don't worry, we'll enjoy your share of fun
Your share of fun!
Cheers to that! Cheers!
What do you think? Is this good?
Wonderful!
Why does she finish so soon and leave?
Relax, more fun is coming prepare some changes
What are the changes for?
Do you need me to spell everything out?
Alright, I see
You are so lame
You are contorting the truth!
You asked us to provide costume
I didn't mean such skimpy ones!
Aren't these your signatures?
So are you threatening us?
The contract stated clearly that you have to dance and sing for two shows for us
I thought it's regular singing
I didn't know it's a nightclub
Floor show is a form of singing and dancing
We don't mind you singing as you dance
I will never do it Never!
You have two options
Go out and perform as you are told
Or being carried outside by someone later
So you are threatening us, aren't you?
Let us go
Wanna go? Do you want to die?
Don't provoke me, I don't know what I'd do when I am provoked and mad
What do you want?
Please, don't do it
Be careful, knives don't have eyes
I'll perform, don't hurt my husband
I'll do as you say
You could have saved this drama, you know
Ping! Hubby!
Please welcome the following guest star
A lovely performer who has lately become an instant hit
Please welcome her with applause
Do you find her familiar?
She covers her face, how can you tell?
Notice her jawline there
Every girl looks the same
I know Do you know her too?
She must be one of your old flames
You have so many, you are bound to bump into one or two of them
No, this is my first time here
After its renovation, let's enjoy
Scared Ping?
I am a fair person, you dashed back before you finished performing
So that doesn't count, go outside and perform again
No, I won't dance again, please let us go
Please Alright, I'll let you go
By not dancing, you're breaking the contract
Pay us $30,000 as compensation
We don't have that much, give us a discount
Push her outside and perform
However, as this is the finale she needs to bare it all
Hubby, I won't do it
No, I will gather the money, $30,000!
Didn't you ask for bodyguards?
I will act as one and escort you home
Your wife needs to stay here
Come back and redeem me
Don't worry, I will come and save you
Don't cry
Kwong, go and call the police, I will keep watch with Chiu here
If anything happens, we will take action
Well, I've decided not to go
Come on I can't go!
You won't be going anywhere
Ping, let's run through the lines again
The only reason for us to come here
Is out of concern for you
When we heard Kin mention this show we felt something is wrong
Therefore we followed him here
That's right, please remember well that
we didn't come here for the floor show
That's right
Don't say anything to our wives
That's right, don't!
Come on. Where's your humanity?
How could you be afraid of your wives now?
No, seeing how tense the situation is, we were trying to lighten up
Right To lighten up
However, please, please, please remember
Not to say the wrong thing before our wives
Remember Please
Honey, I'm back Hubby
How evil are they, we've settled on $30,000
In the end they took $50,000 from me!
We originally asked for $30,000
However, your three friends said they were calling the police, that scared us
The $20,000 is medicinal fee
Why did the three of you come up here?
see, you've brought me trouble
we came because we care
You don't appreciate our care
And you have so much money, yet you always claim to be poor
That's enough, shut up
I've saved much and lost in one go
You still have me, Hubby
Let's have some tea
Where is Chiu Chow?
He has bad memory lately, he might not remember. Did you remind him?
No, I didn't. What should we do? He always makes the call
When he throws a cup, that means discussion is over and it's time to take action
You'll do that this time
When a cup is thrown, we'll take action
Alright, you'll do that
I'm not going to the toilet, am I?
What am I doing here?
Fora meal? No, I...
Are you alright, Chiu Chow?
I'm fine. I remember you, Yau's husband
Now I remember, Yau has asked me to join a meeting with some gangsters
I am late for that
Chan Kan-nam, chairman of Tian Di Hui
had overthrowing the Qing as his lifelong mission
He was highly honored in the society
An upright and honest fellow
What are you talking about, grandpa?
Honor is the most important element for a triad member, sonny
Enough said, hear this
Ping is my good sister
You have cheated her money, give it back
What are you laughing at?
Can you regurgitate the dim sum you have already eaten?
Of course not, that's the end of discussion
Old folk, save your speech for later
"Oh, I am “so" scared!
Action!
You woman!
I'm going to kill you!
Let's go!
How are you? Let me call an ambulance
Quickly, Hubby
It's fine, calm down
Remember don't be reckless from now on
I know, don't be so kind to me, I don't worth it, do you understand?
I lied, you don't have to marry me
I said you did it with me while you were drunk, in fact you didn't
Great, I can die as an innocent soul
If you didn't marry me, you wouldn't end up like this
I shall die with you together
Let me stab myself
No, Honey I'll stab myself
Calm down! You don't have to die
You cannot die for me, you have a bright future ahead of you, do you hear me?
Why do you have such energy?
Right, why? My fountain pen
I'm fine! You're fine!
I have only a minor injury
You're not dying I'm not!
Honey!
Japan
Although Hopeless Chiu is useless I do pray for his safety
And speedy recovery of his lag
Aren't you mad about him?
Couples always make up
Although I am fierce, I am not evil
We are a married couple after all
My heart aches to see that he is injured
I have a request
Tomorrow is Lap-grants birthday, I'd like to
I know you are soft inside, since we're done
Shall we fly back to HK earlier?
You miss Hopeless Chiu just as I miss Yan
Sit down Come on
We had problem last time at the last minute let us double the fun this time
If you don't gamble, you don't know you're in luck
If you don't enjoy yourself, you don't know how fit you are
Let go!
I have finally realised that it's more important to enjoy life while] can
I lost everything in one go, everything I have saved up over the years
I'll have fun as if there's no tomorrow
Brothers, thank you
Wait, for what? What?
You're paying for my share tonight didn't anyone tell you?
Why is that?
I have lost all my savings last time
That was enough for me to spend until I reach 60
I have lost everything shouldn't you be responsible?
That is too much of you
It's fine, as long as you have fun
This sounds more like it
We have to spend money anyway let's drink til we drop
Reclaim my masculinity
Because I am not "Sick Man of the East"
Do I resemble him?
Brothers, was the show nice?
Nice! Nicer ones are coming!
There's something nicer
Chairman is chairman, there's always something up your sleeves
Let's cheers to that
I'll let you drink, you'll enjoy the show
You evil man!
Are all the oysters gone already?
I want to have oysters Yeah? Alright
Me, too
Sister Ying, thank you for introducing this temporary job for me
So that I could earn more
You're welcome, I know you need the money
Have you told your husbands about this?
No, or it won't be a surprise
We'll celebrate Lap-yan's birthday and I can keep my husband company
I haven't been with him for quite some time
The three of us can gather as well
Excuse me Director
Aren't you visiting your husband at the hospital?
Chiu wasn't at the hospital, he must be here
He can't walk on his lag, can he?
I have hidden something from you
What is it?
One day I saw Kwong, Hopeless Chiu and Yan
In a nightclub
Why didn't you tell us earlier?
I was...
Oh my, oh my...
Godmother?
Wai-chun, I was going to call you
I saw Tai Lap-yan and his friends having a party upstairs
Come on, follow me
How dare you to flirt around?
I went to perform and you watch someone performing for you?
He almost got me performing a floor show and he's now watching one himself!
Lap-yan won't do such a thing
I saw those women inside their room
Die! Die!
What is it? Everybody?» here
Where are the bunny girls?
Godmother I...
Honey, aren't you performing?
Why didn't you ask me to pick you up?
Wai-chun, shouldn't you and the Director be in Japan?
Jenny said it's your birthday today, so we came back earlier to celebrate with you
Right, everybody is here you even brought the cake
You have come prepared
Happy Birthday, Hubby
We should cut the cake at the hospital
Hopeless Chiu won't be that lonely
How pathetic
Come here
Take care of yourself then
There are just the two of you here don't you have any exciting program?
We do, "Enjoy Yourself Tonight"
We have Ping-man
What a nice and grand hotel look at the cabinet...
What a large cabinet
The bed is so bouncy, I wonder what kind of springs... does it use?
Do they have a shower or a tub?
You seem to be looking for something. What are you looking for?
It looks like a big search
Godmother said there were women in here
I saw several bunny girls here
Bunny girls?
Those with bunny ears, skimpy shorts
And fishnet stockings?
Yes, that type of girls
Are you referring to them? There they are
Honey, everybody is here
Who are those women?
They're Bunny Girls, can't you tell, Stupid?
There is a pang in Room 608
I've arranged some Bunny Girls for entertaining purpose
The show is over, we're leaving
Everything is clear now
Sister Hing, did you see it wrong?
Mistaking Room 608 as 606?
It's obviously the case
I shall go now, I need to work
Cousin, come up for a piece of cake later
I wasn't mistaken, I saw them...
Mo Yung Chiu was here too
Mo Yung Chiu is in the hospital how can he be here?
He isn't Superman, he can't fly
he has a cast on his leg, he can't come
I wonder what is the view here
Be careful of the wind
I was so scared, the wind can be quite strong, that was close
Wai-chun, thank you for bringing so many friends to celebrate my birthday
This is so sweet
Was I mistaken? Did I see it wrong?
You didn't see it wrong
The men have done us wrong
I asked you to look for clue sat home what did you find?
Thank you
I'll take a bath first
Balloon?
Hubby is a stingy man, he doesn't want to throw it away
see, I was right
Those men were having a party
Why did Kin cheat on me? Have I done something wrong?
Yes, you married the wrong guy
Lap-yan has a big ego, he might do something silly at work
But he'd never cheat on me
Maybe they hired the Bunny Girls for fun
Perhaps we've mistaken them
It's easy to find out the truth
How do we do that?
"Let's organize a “Wive's Investigation Group"
We'll catch them red-handed
If they do cheat on us, we'll give them a huge lesson
Let's do it, Ping, say yes
Alright... I'll do it
She doesn't have a choice, I say yes on her behalf
Good Yeah!